stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

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porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

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Hugging Porcelain

To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.

I got food poisoning at the restaurant and was hugging porcelain all night.

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porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

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marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.

Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!