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A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.
Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!
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the pouch of fat above a womans pussy. also know as a fupa.
Hey Pete will you look at the pussy porch on that woman..
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A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.
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1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
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Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.
Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."
John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"
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used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...
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Porch monkey:
Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.
That porch monkey stole my watermelon.
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