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The reason you got a computer in the first place.
Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
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What your dad is watching right now.
Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn
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A combination of the words "pulled" and "torn"
The muscles in my groin are all porn.
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Why the fuck you lookin' up porn on Urban Dictionary?! Why you looking up porn?! You gay as fuck!
"Jimmy! Why are you watching child porn? That's illegal as hell!" "Well i want to Mom! I want to learn to have sex with this cheerleader at school!" *mom slaps jimmy then throws his ass house out the house cuz he is 18*
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Porn is a boy that puts his large penis in the girls pussy then the boy shoves his dick in the girls pussy then the girl moans like ughh yes yes fuckkk more and then the boy in wraps the girls clothes then squeezes her boobs then the girl gets the boys dick and starts to hump on it then gets the cum out of his dick
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