Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

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Joey Porter

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

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Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

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Dirty Porter

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

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alex porter

A dumbass kid from paw patrol

I fucking hate alex porter

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

Porter Style

to insist on washing thoroughly before and after sexual intercourse

Malelda was a lovely girl, but did it Porter Style