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When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
“Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”
When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.
Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.
Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon
holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!