post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.

Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!

post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

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effort post

When a poster on an internet forum writes about their opinion, project, story or otherwise and actually takes the time to properly research, cite sources, and utilize proper diction and grammar, generally as a means to convince, sway, or otherwise argue. Usually the first response is 'tldr'.

"nice effort post bro but seriously no one gives a shit what you think about the free market"

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post canon

Used mostly by fanfic writers, post canon describes a storyline that continues on after the original plot finishes.

My story begins post canon

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

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Post Limit

The end of your life.

You can no longer post on Tumblr for the rest of the day/night and you have to wait till 12:00 to start posting again.

Tumblr Person 1: How come you're not posting anymore?

Tumblr Person 2: My life is over untill 12am... post limit ):

post rona

This sentence is used to describe the end of ISO activities once the COIVD-19 pandemic has passed.

I can't wait to hang out post rona with Tony, Vo and Aidan for some Felching and cumswapping.