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Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.
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The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.
Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.
GANG Premium is a notorious gang of violent members. Theyâve been recognised as âThe Worldâs Most Dangerous Groupâ or duly noted as âThe Real N.W.Aâ
Previous member of the group known as âRosa Queef Parksâ or âPizzamanâ (The knockoff of âDoughboyâ) began to form problems with the rest of the group, which ultimately led to his demise on the 29/11/2024 at 19:03 he was rockin his pimp fit in the wrong place at the wrong time and âThe Gangâ as they so call themselves pulled up and preformed a drive-by and inevitably took him out.
The Gang incudes the many God like divine beings such as; Matthew Hayden, Abdem McHanlon, Milo Footballfield, The Nanâą, Zander From Dublin & Shiko.
They run the streets of the likes of all of Co. Wexford and small parts of Dublin. They donât have any opps until they decide who the opps are, and when theyâve made their decision, they make quick work of whoever their target may be.
Theyâre infamous for; Grand theft auto, multiple shootings, 1st, 2nd & 3rd degree manslaughter, DUI, rape, telemarketing fraud, vandalism, graffiti, pyramid schemes, shoplifting, assault/battery, counterfeiting, several accounts of cyberbullying, disturbing the peace, armed robbery, arson, burglary, hostage-taking, bank robbery, bribery, aggravated assault, possession of marijuana, cocaine, crack cocaine, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, black tar heroine, ketamine, morphine, fentanyl, horse tranquiliser and excessive amounts of paracetamol, but thatâs all we are aware of.
Opp #1: âOh shit! Itâs GANG Premium!â
Opp #2: âWe gotta bounce!â
When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!
The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib
I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:
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When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure
Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice