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The only day of the year that Stanley is happy
There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day
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a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!
liza: have you tasted those pretzel mnms yet??
beth: they were amazing!
to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.
i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
A sexual liaison between multiple women. Usually used to describe a lesbian orgy, it can be used to describe a general one-on-one encounter between two women.
"I'm not going to Wonder Con, because I'm going to the Lakers game with my girlfriends... I don't really care about sports, but I love the pretzels. Particularly, the Aussie Pretzels."
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The undoing of a large software development project. Generally involves removing half the code from a 6-12 month project over the course of a few weeks, making sure to send the commits to the original engineers who worked on it along with a virtual gift of a "pretzel stick".
Original Engineer: Dude, just finished this project. Took like 8 months of slaving 90 hour weeks.
Other Engineer: Damn, its done though, time for ??? then profit!
---2 months pass---
Other Engineer: Hey you want an un-pretzel?
Original Engineer: What's that?
Other Engineer: All the code I deleted that you wrote.
Original Engineer: :((((((((((((((((((((((((
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when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.
Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
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Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers
You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
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"Get away from me"
or
"no!"
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