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Piti Principle

Piti Principle

The Piti Principle suggests that when engaging in a competition, players should respect the rules and not exploit loopholes in regulations governing said competition.

Don't try to cheat in the Velominati Super Prestige; the Piti Principle applies.

by velominati May 6, 2010

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Pronsinburg Principle

How a 'porn viewing' (PRON) friendly device may be directly proportional to ones interest in it.

"The new G1 phone wasn't up to par to the iPhone's according to the Pronsinburg Principle."

by Tampanym October 29, 2008

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proactionary principle

The proactionary principle is the principle of being proactionary

The proactionary principle is inherently better than the precautionary principle.

by Chris ๐Ÿ February 1, 2023

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Kenny Principle

The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.

Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"

Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'

Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."

by Lingua_Franca May 22, 2011

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multilover principle

means that it is okay to have more that one lover at a time.
and that jelousy between any of them is what is wrong.

what do you think about the multilover principle?

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

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Kocian Principle

The principle that describes that the design of a logo must be fully comprehensible, in the same manner, when translated from black & white to color. The principle was developed in the 21st century by Brooke Kocian, an avid designer and artist.

That logo doesn't follow the Kocian Principle, because there are two different messages presented I see the black & white versus the color version.

by Biggie PA April 14, 2010

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the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

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