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Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 14, 2014


Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010


Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

by mkay567 January 8, 2012


procrasturbate

Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate

John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022


procrasturbation

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

by chinesedentist January 19, 2012


procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.

instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation

by mojoPT November 7, 2009


procrasturbation

The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.

John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.

by Zooch101 June 6, 2011