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mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017


Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!

by professor fuckrastinator March 31, 2011


professor clonarena

professor clonarena is a phrase used to catch a moment when someone acts like/says something that was already done when a person leaves a rooms

mary: yeah so baligandreso
*mary leaves*
sierra: omg baligandreso
jerry: woah professor clonarena

by gmrgint April 11, 2022


Professor Kiki

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020


The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 16, 2014


omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.

At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022


Professor Rowan

"Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"

Like most Pokemon Professors, Professor Rowan seems too invested in Trainer’s Names and genders

by XD715 June 17, 2021