Random
Source Code
Random
A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska
Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”
A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:
Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming
If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have
*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*
"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"
This word is a state that represents the beastly being your significant other turns into when they are hungry and you don't feed them in an appropriate amount of time. This is characterized by a change in mood to include a shift from pleasant to irrationally irritable. Note: foaming at the mouth is a distinct possibility and at this point you should approach with caution. Note 2: this state can be rectified to normal homeostasis by feeding the pterodactyl.
I can tell it's time to get some dinner, she's turning into a pterodactyl.
The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.
That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.