Pubic Transport

sleeping with people to get them to drive you places in their faster or more comfortable car.

guy 1: "why would Jenny sleep with Craig? she's way too good for him."

guy 2: "It's a bad case of Pubic Transport, he just bought a new Lotus Esprit."

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pubic cigar

penis.

There was no way i was smoking his pubic cigar.

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Pubic Hand

1. The act of rubbing your unwashed crotch and then shoving your hand in someone's face for them to experience the smell.

2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.

That idiot wouldn't shut up, so I gave him the Pubic Hand. Man, I guess I should have showered before the party; you should've seen him retch!!

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pubic plateau

the area of pubic hair below a male's stomach and above the genitalia

Friend One: Dude, the pubic plateau is no more, the crew came and cleared out the underbrush.
Friend Two: You mean you shaved your pubes?
Friend One: ...yeah.

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Pubic Hair

Smallest increment known to man.

"Hey Clarence, scoot that dresser over just a pubic hair and it will be square against that wall"

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Pubic enemies

1. slang for the STD, crabs.

2. A title for a porno based on the 2009 movie, Public Enemies.

Example 1
guy 1: " I think I got some wicked pubic enemies after sleeping with Chamile"
guy 2: " I didn't know she had crabs?"

Example 2
" I just downloaded Pubic Enemies- should be good"

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pubic hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

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