Man after I slammed that pussy I slammed her pucker eye last night!
Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.
“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”
A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle
1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.
The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
A loose, gaping asshole.
That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.
To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.
Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-