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A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)
Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?
When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be officialy poopy punted, they can be wearing underwear, a thong or g string, manties, gonch, or nothing at all...
Erica: Why do you smell so bad?
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.
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A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"
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Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.
That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.
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Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.
My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.
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Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
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To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
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