Put in your bit.

To calm down, get ready or focus.

George Clooney (Seth Gecko) to Quentin tarantino (Richie Gecko): "Put in your bit."

As Richie gets excited fantasizing about Kate in the film "From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996)

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Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

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National Put your pillow in your fridge day

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!

Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

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