When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.
Leroy was an Ariel Potty Pyro last night! He needs a haircut now
When you're a white, straight male but people confuse you with a lesbian female.
Jeff suffers from Pyro Syndrome since everyone things he's a lesbian.
A person who burns all of their multimedia instead of purchasing it legally, be it cds, movies or the likes.
"Alex, yer such a friggin digital pyro. Burnin anything you can get your hands on!"
Someone who watches that faggot pyrocincal
Fuckboi: I DO SUB 4 SUB
Fuckboi2: I WATCH PYROCINICAL
Fuckboi3: pyro fag, get laid pls.
The only thing that kinda rhymes with fire hydrant.
"Anna's egg was by a fire hydrant because her mom is a pyro figent."
A subclass of the pyro who mainly uses the neon annihilator (crits if the enemy is underwater) in tf2.
Guy: I feel like playing pyro shark today!
*Half the maps don't even have water*
Guy: Fuck
a legendary axe no longer obtainable cuz allencc stole all of the diamonds
ur mother sucked my cock pyro axe