q

when a really gullible person tricks another gullible person of lesser gullibility.

Mahesh lives in my wing.

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The q

A sexual position involving a female who is extremely flexible. Female gives oral while contorting herself into a U bend to allow the male to perform oral on her. Giving the appearance of a lowar case q.

Dude, that chick was so flexible I finally managed to do the q.

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Q!

Obviously the best letter in the alphabet, also closely related to pandas. The definition of Q is so amazing that if you knew then your head would explode.

Oh My God!!! Q!!!

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the q

the gay ass name that douche bag Martin Chavez is trying to give to Burque.

white mid western tourist: "lets go to The Q"

Burque resident: "fuck that cunt of a mayor its always been called Burque"

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:Q

an expression of pure and utter emotion

"I love you q face!"
":Q!"

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:q

A drooling coma patient.

<James> I was going to feel up Karen last night at the hospital.
<Eric> Isn't she still in a coma?
<James> Yeah. She was drooling as well. She was all :Q

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:Q

A blowjob face.

Here's a great example of it being used in context from my new upcoming book, "Why You Should Think That Brett Favre is An OK Guy: And Other Bullshit That You Should Never Ever Do."

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After Janet opened her face in shock from that incredibly sexy....lamp, Jesus Christ of Nazareth quickly stuck his dick in her mouth creating a :Q face.

Suddenly...a scream echoed in the distance. Jesus quickly removed his genitalia only for it to die from the huge lobsters that lived inside her vagina. But how could that happen if Jesus's dick was in her mouth? I don't know but it's not revelant to the story.

Anyways the scream was Kobe Bryant and as he flew over to the area he beat the shit out of Chris Hansen, who was coincidentally nearby, and then had hot, steamy sex with the devil.

The now dickless Jesus was shocked. How the fuck could this man, who averaged a whopping 26.8 PPG in 2008, kill Chris Hansen? Then it hit him. Quickly, Jesus made a :Q face ready to attack him with....a gun.

And no the gun wasn't his penis.

Hey UD Editors, if you actually publish this shit you're retarded.

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