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A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.
“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”
A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.
He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.
An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.
It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.
Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.
I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.
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An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!
When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.