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remember when we had to quarantine?
oh yh that was hell!
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When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex
Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity
what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer
Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.
It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.
It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
A teenager who stays home to either gain weight or workout way to much and watch Netflix make tiktoks and stay in their bed thinking about how life used to be while shaving their head, dying their hair, or getting bangs. Or going mental from staying home with their Annoying siblings.
My daughter is a quarantine teen she has gone crazy.
A bar just like the ones from Prohibition in 1929 that ignored the Falstaff act
Let's go get a quarantine speakeasy because we do not have to wear a mask or social distance
Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.
It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.