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Arkham's razor

The weirdest explanation is the correct one. Opposite of Occam's razor.

Occam's razor says that people used primitive tech and slave labor build the pyramids. Arkham's razor says that Satan called in a favor from space aliens to build them in order to make people disbelieve in Jesus hundreds of years before he was born.

by The Logical Fallacy June 04, 2017


razor toes

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

by Mister Wunderful October 17, 2007


razor blades

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.

Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004


acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 17, 2009


Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019


razor burnt

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.

i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.

by vanessa723 October 14, 2006


Razor Snatch

Woman who keeps a dagger or knife in her vagina.

Kelly has a razor snatch watch out.

by SFHS Ray April 05, 2009