re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

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re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

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re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

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FI/RE

Financial independence Retire Early

As soon as my investments balance hits 25x annual spending, I’ll be FI/RE.

res plz

The two words most used in the world of MMORPG by novice players, after having fallen to the ground, because deficiency of skillz.

"res plz"

"Why the fuck did you attack the fucking Raid Boss?"

Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce.
Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

1st dude: Hey, how about a courtesy flush in there?
2nd dude: Don't worry man, just doing a re-wipe.

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