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he Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.
Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.
The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.
Broncos Fan: Dude, the Oakland Raiders suck! Why are you still rooting for these losers?!!Go Broncos!!
Oakland Raider Fan: Win, lose, or tie, I'm a Raider 'til I die.
Next Day....
Broncos Fan: Hey can we not talk about football today?
Oakland Raiders Fan: Why because you're butt-hurt that the Raiders raped your donkeys in front of your own fans? 59-14 baby!!!! Suck on that, Run DMC all day baby!!! Donkeys suck!!!!
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One who steals the underwear of another.
That kid down the hall is a major panty raider.
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1. An A-Hole who dresses up at football games.
2. The majority of professional football fans found in prision.
3. A reason to riot regardless of the outcome of a football game.
1. Raider fans Theodus and lewis put makeup on from mom's purse to go to the football game and urinate on miami fans.
2. Bill was beaten half to death by raider fan while cheering on the bucs while serving time for a dwi.
3. Raider fan was not to be denied an opportunity to burn a McDonalds regardless of the outcome of the superbowl.
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A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.
It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".
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Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.
Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?
Father: In every way possible. :)
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A young person who dates/marries an old person
catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider
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1.One who despises Jokeland and thier slobbering-Depends wearing fans
2. One who knows that "raider nation" could easily be renamed "raider ghetto"
1. "I'm the biggest raider hater on the West Coast!"
2. Jokeland fan - "raider nation ese!! ohdalay!!" , Officer - "you have the right to remain silent...."
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The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.
Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER
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