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an asshole.
Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?
Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.
Eric: How was it?
Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
A very impaired brain, shrunk and deformed - like a grape withered by the sun, forming a raisin.
They always wondered what was wrong with Chad, he always seemed dumber than a piece of toast. "Perhaps he has a raisin brain?" Julie offered. "My cousin had raisin brain." George said. "Couldn't tell his ass from his face." Chad continued to stare at them in confused silence.
1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.
2. A tight-arse.
1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.
2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.
Petite blonde that wears skimpy outfits and is harrased by australian people.
Sarah, dont be a raisin hussy!
When you nut in your partners ass before they take a shit like a rabbit and it looks like a raisin creampie snack cake
Mikeyla and I have been planning to do a raisin creampie all week, but she's been constipated lately.
The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.
Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.
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