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A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.
This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.
*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"
Yo you see that Anthony Randall over there, he’s so gay
A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.
Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!
a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.
Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.
Usually a teacher and super kind. Probably brown/blond hair and light blue eyes. Like I said, ever so kind.
Student 1: Miss can we play in the computer room?
Miss Randall: Of Course!
a person that loves to display multiple pictures of themselves in their cubicle
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