A synonym for goatse
or
A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"
Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
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(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
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A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.
"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!
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Somebody who goes on a anal rampage.
Sandy said to Ruberto,"Dude did u go to that frat party yesterday?"
Ruberto replied,"ya man, I did some serious rectal savagery on three poor old bags."
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Jimmy got a dildo stuck in his rectal cavity and couldnโt get it back out.
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An individual who has secreted his facial probiscus so far up his boss' rectum that he can gargle his boss' uvula.
Did you see how that snivelling little rectal rat, Sullivan, was gobbling the boss' bone?
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when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
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