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bridget reeves

Hottest girl in town, she is usually very clumsy and loud but her charm makes everything better. She is a total baddie.

Did you see that girl her name must be bridget reeves

by Unicornlober October 13, 2017


keanu reeves

The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.

Keanu Reeves is fucking hot.

by pikaleea August 20, 2004

290πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


keanu reeves

Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.

Matrix-(black cat walks by)
Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu!"

by bananasarewonderful March 12, 2006

231πŸ‘ 213πŸ‘Ž


Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero May 1, 2005

154πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


Christopher Reeve

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

by bob landry February 11, 2006

31πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005

54πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Michael Reeves

Micheal Reeves is God

Guy:Is that Michael Reeves

Girl: OMG it’s god let’s get a pic

Lilypichu :Luv u mykul

by Tyler DXD November 5, 2020

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž