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Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.
When you furiously jack off a man’s penis while sucking their left ear in the hope that you bring the semen to their ear to spit it on their feet!
I was at a party while I preformed a dirty reilly with my neighbors dad!
Where a person is not able to go into work on any given work day without getting bummed by a superviosnary member of staff
Really living the life of Reilly today, Got a teusday morning bumming this morning, for something I didn't even do, what a time to be alive
Someone who is a man whore , says he likes one person but then goes as try’s to get with 5+other girls
girl-1 - ugh that guy played me so hard i was just a side chick
girl-2 - he’s such a reilly w