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A relationship philosophy applying anarchist principles to interpersonal relating. Some especially important values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of State control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. Cf. anarcho-amory
I practice relationship anarchy because I love the freedom it gives my partners and I to be ourselves.
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He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
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Exactly what Alexis and Mackie have
Alexis: “bruh I’m only with you for sex”
Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”
*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”
Mackie: “I love you so much”
Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”
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The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with
I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.
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The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.
One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"
Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.
We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.
Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.
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A platonic relationship exceeding traditional ideas of friendship. Queerplatonic partners may love eachother the way others love their boyfriend or girlfriend but they do not experience sexual or romantic attraction to eachother.
Bro1: hey are Ted and Suzie going out? They're always hanging out together
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!
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A relationship consisting of two people on the internet who have never met in real life. Not to be confused with Long Distance Relationship
Judgmental loser: Wow you're in an internet relationship? You must not be capable of getting a real girlfriend!
Boy in internet relationship: I love Jenny and we plan to meet up and make it a long distance relationship soon. I simply choose Jenny over all the other sluts in my city.
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