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The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.
I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)
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The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.
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In skiing or riding: a super sick and steep spine line.
Dude, I was totally stoked shredding that white ribbon of death. It was the burly gnar gnar
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Refers to pussy, but only around the Christmas / holiday season
I took her ms Claus panties off and partook of her delicious ribbon candy
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A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.
He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.
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something a guy gets when he goes down on a girl when she is on her red ribbon.
girl: you just earned you red ribbon
guy: mmmm, it makes it sweeter
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