A girl who has to have amnesia, because thereโs no way anyone would make THIS many songs about one ex.
โOlivia Rodrigo just made her 279th song about Joshua Bassettโ oh boy
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trash, overrated, her music sounds like kohlโs music
brain-dead person: โoMG oLiViA rOdRiGoโs MusIc Is So GoOd! YoU sHoUlD gO lIStEn To HeR๐๐
anyone with common sense: โnah her music is dog water and overrated lmaoโ
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Some rando girl who's popular and releases the shittiest music ever. she has a lot of songs most of which are break-up songs where she blames the man for all the problem and never seems to take accountability for her part, she also seems to lack introspection.
"Hey can i use the aux?"
"of course you can, here's the aux cord"
*Plays Olivia Rodrigo
"get the fuck out of my car right now you fuck."
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An average whining teenage girl who can only write songs about her past relationship(s). She's famous mostly because she worked for Disney previously.
"omggg olivia rodrigo's songs are so relatable xoxo"
"nah burning down your ex's house isn't healthy, u need jesus"
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Usually a stubby dark minority that has acne and aids. A rodrigo is someone who is unbelivably stank even tho they are completely gay. A rodrigo usually takes hours practicing some type of skill and achieves nothing. Rodrigos claim they are gods, but they are surprisingly handicap.
Dud, that rodrigo is so worthless. He is a mega faggot.
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an terrible singer who her stans like for some reason. people only like her because itโs โcoolโ or they want to fit in.
hey have you heard olivia rodrigoโs new ear massacre?
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An industry plant with no talent. Does extreme payola and milks relationship she didn't even experience.
Hey did you listen to olivia's new album?
Olivia Rodrigo? Nah it's too SOUR for me.
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