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The art of sending Soviet armoured or mechanized division to push past the Dnieper and cut off the Romanians at the Boh River. It's been used many times in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe. But has recently been named in his nutshell video "The Romanian Brap Trap"
Braun - "Look it's the classic Romanian Brap Trap. You just can't get over it until it's too late"
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A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"
Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."
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A particularly vulgar move where the one partner eats guacamole out of the asshole of the other followed by marbles being shoved into a orifice then followed by one partner getting a face ride from the other using a penguin mask as a penetrative device
Joe: Dude Mia and I did the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson last night
Dallas: How did you obtain that much guacamole man
Joe: The hard part was getting the marbles the smelled stank before and after
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Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.
Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.
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A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.
(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
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When a gypsy sits on the lap of an already shitting gypsy, and shits through his legs.
The enchiladas from earlier snuck up on me so fast I had to Romanian high chair it with JT
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When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head
A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...
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