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Our King.
''and that's why Gryffindors all sing, Ron Weasley is our king.''
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verb. To get a mob agitated and lead them with promises revolution only to duck out and run.
"I started a riot this weekend, told these people we were going to take city hall, but then I said fuck it and left. I just wasn't feeling it anymore. I totally Ron Paul'd those people."
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An apt and increasingly popular nickname for the ‘war on woke’ Florida Governor who is not only a danger to democracy but who is also thankfully a complete and total buffoon.
The angry and perfectly Napoleonic Ron DeFascist is systematically taking away the rights of Floridians but they are balking at his power grabs, thereby alerting all of us to the importance of snuffing out his bid for the Presidency.
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Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.
“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”
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A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
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How not to spell Kylo Ren's name on a Starbuck's cup.
News reporter: Yesterday, a Starbucks shop was destroyed, after they wrote Kyle Ron on Kylo Ren's cup.