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The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/
my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch
Noun~ A feeling you get on quiet country roads in Australia where you pass a kangaroo and then 5 minutes later you pass another identical one, and dispite the fact they dont travel at 100kmh you swear its the same one. also known as "Roopeating"
I'm getting a feeling of deja roo here... i swear that is the same roo we passed 10 kilometers back!
The combination of the popular snack "Dunk-a-Roos" and the act of "tadunking"
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When a cookie is "dunked" into the period blood of a lovely lady before being eaten.
"Boy, I can't wait to eat some of HER Tadunk-a-roos!"
Sex God - the only phrase to use when thinking of a good looking specimen
Friend 1: "Cor have you seen Jason Mamoa, the things I would do to that man..."
Friend 2: "He is an absolute Rollie Roo, 2 minutes in my imagination and I'm gushing"
Friend 3: "I cannot climax unless I am thinking about Rollie Roo, 7 seconds in heaven and my panties need to be changed - clean up on aisle me"
When something is so messed up it’s beyond fixing.
Michael: “I need advice. How do I get out of that?
David: “I don’t know man, that’s a real fuck-a-roo
Switch-a-roo can be used to solve any maths problem. It takes into account every equation which needs a bit of switching around.
Teacher: How do i find the area between the curve and the x-axis?
Student: With a quick switch-a-roo.
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In Australia, it is the morning event following a dinner of kangaroo stew.
Hey mate, after last nights delicious kangaroo stew, I just had to shit a roo.
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