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When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.
Yo dude whats good?
We just roommate swept some chick
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
Roommates that are roommates, but fuck
John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"
when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!
guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet
guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
The feeling of couples becoming more like roommates rather than romantic partners due to a lack of platonic connection
Oh no, I feel like I'm going through the roommate phase
Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.
"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."
When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.
"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."