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When cohabitation turns to romance, and roommates hook up/fall in love.
I'm in a roommating situation with my new flat mate. Think I'm falling for her.
It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Someone who stays at another person’s house/dorm room for sex, all weekend long.
Alex has his usual Weekend Roommate over this weekend.
Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.
Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.
When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.
Yo dude whats good?
We just roommate swept some chick
An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at
My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.
Two men sharing a room and woman.
e.g. Eskimo Brothers
Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates