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When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning
crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”
You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.
A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.
Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.
I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.
Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time
My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster
A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"
He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "
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Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”
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The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
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