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The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot
guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.
“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”
(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.
He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.
Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
1. A ruler used for drawing graphs
2. An object that can be shoved inside a hole
Person 1: I dumped my gf
Person 2: why
Person 1: she shoved a bendable ruler in her ass