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Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite

PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.

by ARCTICMAN February 6, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum rum

AKA "dick liquor". Cumpire slang. Cum (sperm) from an intoxicated man and/or alcoholic man.

Lyla is an alcoholic cumpire who loves to suck and swallow the alcoholic man's cum rum!

by Lyla The Cumpire July 14, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


rum pig

the worst kind of alcoholic who's preffered drink is rum. These are the most hardened of all alcoholics.

adam browne

by Robert Large August 19, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.

Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."

by Titus Andronicus November 10, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rum and come

Doing body shots off a girl until she comes.

Man...I'd love to do a rum and come off her

by wildchicken September 8, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.

Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British

by KatyMarley April 18, 2023