Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite

PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.

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cum rum

AKA "dick liquor". Cumpire slang. Cum (sperm) from an intoxicated man and/or alcoholic man.

Lyla is an alcoholic cumpire who loves to suck and swallow the alcoholic man's cum rum!

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rum pig

the worst kind of alcoholic who's preffered drink is rum. These are the most hardened of all alcoholics.

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Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

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rum and come

Doing body shots off a girl until she comes.

Man...I'd love to do a rum and come off her

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rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.

Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."

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Rum-Billie

A Mr. Hyde like creature which comes out to play after the excessive consumption of rum.
If a Rum-Billie is seen. Run.
Rum-Billies are particularly fierce to small, hungry girls. They may be put in their place with a harshly-toned 'NO!'.

"Billie, smile for the camera!"

"YOU'RE MUMS ON CAMERA! ITS CALLED FANNY-CAM! You should watch, its quality viewing."

"NO, Rum-Billie!! Get back in your fucking box!!"