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One of the best centers in NBA history. Playing for the Boston Celtics, Russell helped mold them into basketball's greatest dynasty, winning 11 NBA championships (including 9 straight at one point). His battles with Wilt Chamberlain were legendary, and Russell's Celtics almost always came out on top. Russell is regarded as perhaps the greatest rebounder and defensive player in the history of basketball. After retiring as a player, he moved into coaching and also worked as a television commentator.
Wilt scored on many players -- and ladies -- during his prime, but Bill Russell was not among them. If only those 20,000 women could "front the post" like Russell did!
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A controlling boyfriend who doesn’t know when to stfu and doesn’t let his girlfriend do what she wants and makes her cry every day
Nobody likes Russell don’t get your self a Russell
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In short, he’s that kid. He’s mildly annoying, but he can be funny at times. He’s relatively tall, about 5’11’’, but he’s ugly as shit. He thinks he’s popular because he follows around the cool kids, but they make fun of him. He’s arrogant and often thinks that he’s right, even though he’s kind of stupid. He thinks he’s better than everyone else at most things, but again, he’s that kid.
Russell: that kid
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The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this guy.
"IMMIGRANTS!"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"
"!Xobile"
"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
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A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
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When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.
Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
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funniest comedian in the world!
boy #1 :did you see Russel Peters on t.v last nite?
boy #2:yh man he was funny!
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