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He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Our true lord and savior. He was put on this earth to save us all.
At the end of time Shrek will rain down and take us home.
The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior
Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion
Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes
OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL
A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.
My life has a new front
what happened
Shrek cleansed by rectum