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1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)
2: Take a large crap in the sock
3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey
4: Swing the sock at someone
Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt
That is a Gooey Sanchez
"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"
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A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
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Thief, shyster, rip-off, scam, criminal.
Variation of "Dirty Sanchez"
Taken from drug dealers in San Francisco's Mission district in the 80's-90's, who would show drugs for sale and then snatch they money offered and run away.
One drug Dealer in particular, a street musician, had the street nickname "happy Sanchez' due to the fact that he smiled and was super friendly before, during and after.
He would play guitar, sing, offer drugs and then take off after money was handed to him
"Don't go all Happy Sanchez on me and run away"
"he pulled a Happy on me"
"Lawyers are worse than a happy Sanchez"
"happy Sanchez!" (said when grabbing something from someone and running away. now popular in San Francisco public schools)
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A Kitty Sanchez is when a cat licks his crinkle and then licks someone's upper lip, leaving a crinkle surprise.
After taking a massive dump my cat gave me the Kitty Sanchez.
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After a hot session of unbridled finger fucking, when the penetrating finger is removed from the soaking wet cooch hole and wiped on your partners upper lip. Can be given by the girl after pleasuring herself or laid upon the girl’s upper lip by her partner after a steamy fingerbang session.
1.) Fuck that dirty old stripper; after she finger fucked the shit out of herself on my lap she gave me the pink sanchez!
2.) My girlfriend is so down she loves it when I give her a pink sanchez before work.
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When you take your finger and run it across a cats dirty ass and rub it under someone's nose.
When my wife falls asleep tonight I'm going to give her a Cat Sanchez
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the act of sticking a finger in one's own ass and rubbing it against their partner's upper lip, not to be confused with the dirty sanchez which differs because one inserts one's finger into their partner's ass before such lip smearing.
dude, i was railing my neighbors sister the other night, my hemmoroids were acting up so I scratched my booty and came up with a plum, couldn't waste it so i gave that bitch a nasty sanchez
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