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One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid
a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers
and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity
Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack
I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin
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Sarah Palin...
-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election
Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?
Penis: Sure
Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*
Penis: Whee!
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(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY!'
Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house
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Politically correct way to say “Fucking Retarded”
Dude, that guy who short changed me is totally Sarah Palin.
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A beautiful woman who somehow causes me to lose my erection. An utterly confusing mixture of raw sexuality, Christian fundamentalism, and skilled marksmanship.
Sarah Palin, looking stunning in her bikini, tracked down a baby moose in a helicopter and delivered a deadly shot to the moose's head, leaving male onlookers unsure as to how their penises were supposed to respond.
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1. An insane lying venomous puppet on the McCain ticket.
2. A far right cocksucking hypocrite, spewing moral value bullshit, all while her cumbucket daughter was serving up pube pie.
3. A dumb bitch who can't answer a straight question such as "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?" (didn't know what that was) "What are your thoughts on the bail out package?" (went on with incoherent brainless babble that was totally erroneous to the question) "What magazines or publications do you read that form your views?" (couldn't name a single publication, not even just make one up, and took her 4 days to finally surface with a lame ass excuse obviously concocted by McCain campaign puppeteers)
4. Former mayor of the meth capitol of Alaska, which she left millions of dollars in depth, and a wolf wacking, moose mangling, loony gun nut.
Dude! This is like your 5th third rate community college already! Finish one for crying out loud!
Ok, ok, maybe this one will "Sarah Palin" me through.
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