Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.
"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle
Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).
That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.
basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen
your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month
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A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)
Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."
Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."
mutual masturbation between two males using the feet, often including an asphyxiation element using a noose.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Robert Kirkman would head up to the mountains for some sasquatching (with the actual sasquatch)
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The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.
Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.
Feed your wild side.
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Isn't it that one guy that played Sherlock Holmes?
Friend 1: Have you seen the new Sherlock TV show?
Friend 2: You mean the one with Billingsgate Sasquatch?
Friend 1: Yeah that one!
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