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When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
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1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
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What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.
“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”
This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode
Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.
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An overweight woman who refuses to acknowledge her mass. Instead of wearing appropriate clothing, she wears tight, low cut clothes designed to draw attention to her boobs. In reality, they merely highlight her fat rolls, making her look like a walking sausage.
"Did you see Princess's dress today? It makes her look like a fucking slut sausage!"
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