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texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.
I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush
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A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.
(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.
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One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all
My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do
Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
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A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.
Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.
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Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.
Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
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An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.
President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.
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Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
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