The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
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I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
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Horny and discreet af. At all times.
Your head is always in the gutter, such Scorpio energy.
Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD
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The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.
Someone: when’s your birthday
Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio
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The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.
“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead”
Scorpio is the eighth zodiac out of 12 total zodiacs. The date range is October 23 - November 21, The symbol is a scorpion and the element is water.
Samantha: I was born November 17th, what’s my zodiac?
Eddie: You are a Scorpio.