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an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK
me:wtf do i have to do?
friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.
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Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by".
The English Canada.
Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.
"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"
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A country being nicely subsidised by the English taxpayer by using what little remains of the mainly English owned energy reserces (check your maps my ginger chums). This vast subsidy enables only Scottish students to have a free education and become the accountants/ actuaries /auditors of the world. The vast chip that most Scots have on their shoulder about the English is results what is medically known as a 'burns hunch'. The result is being even more bitter, twisted and miserly and blaming all the worlds ills on everyone else.
The deligtful irony is that most Scots speak a version of English and their favourite sport is football? (of course invented by the English).
Oh and the proclaimers (hahahaha!)
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The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.
Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR
search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
hey wanna here something cool??
Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER
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A yard that is in a land that is Scot.
Get off my Scotland Yard!
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A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.
Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!