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A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs
Edna gave me the Florida scramble with a side order of fromunda cheese.
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When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.
"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.
Those scrambled eggs burn.
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when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.
"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."
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A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.
I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!
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Pussy that has been tampered with too much.
See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton
Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs
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sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.
Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.
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