pat seals

the incredible and super amazing bassist for the band 'Flyleaf' that is fronted by Lacey Mosley. you can get a good view of Pat Seals in Flyleaf's video 'Im so sick.'

Naomi: "I Freaking LOVE Flyleaf Sooo Much!!!"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"

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Seal Cannon

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.

Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.

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Seal-Dark

Incredibly dark skin pigmentation, referencing British pop star Seal.

That guy is Seal-Dark!

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seal of orichalcos

dangerous magic card from Yugioh that can take you soul. Once played in a duel, a seal surrounds all duelists, trapping them inside and preventing others from entering. If a player's life points hit 0, the seal closes on them, and takes their soul. If all duelists lose their life points, the seal breaks apart and no one is taken.

Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.

I will now get rid of you with...the SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!

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slippery seal

when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.

she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slippery seal.

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retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Navy SEAL

Crazy ass mofos who will fuck you up anywhere any time any place

WTF y think u a Navy SEAL or some shit?

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