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Someone who takes your spot of the couch when you leave for less then a minute as if hes waiting for his opportunity to strike
Joe is a seat jacker so watch your shit.
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The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.
Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.
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A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.
My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.
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The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.
Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.
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Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.
Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.
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1. Greatest Marine ever
2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.
3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance
4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.
All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"
Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"
Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"
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A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.
My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.
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